*When the nights become darker than ever known, I will walk with you to the light*

Saturday, March 24, 2007

Want to know why we are working so hard?

On the very first day of the world,
God created the cow. He said to the cow:
"Ah Gu (cow), today I have created you!
Your job is to go to the field with the farmer all day long.
You will provide the energy to pull things!
You will also provide milk for people to drink!
You are to work all day under the sun!
In return, you will only eat grass.
For that, you will have a life span of 50 years."
Ah Gu objected.
"What!... I work all day in the sun and I get only to eat grass!
On top of that, I have to give my milk away!
This is tough and you want me to live 50 years!
I'll take 20 and you can have the remaining 30 years back!"
God agreed.

On the next day, God created the dog.
He said to the dog.
"Ah Kow (dog), I have created you for a purpose.
You are to sit all day by the door of your master's house!
Should anyone come in, you are to bark at them!
In return, you will eat your master's leftovers.
I'll give you a life span of 20 years."
Ah Kow objected.
" What!... I have to sit by the door all day and will need to bark at people, and what do I get...LEFTOVERS...
This isn't right, I'll take 10 and you can have the remaining 10 years back!"
God agreed again.

On the third day, God created the monkey.
He said to the monkey.
"Lao Kao (monkey), your job is to entertain people.
You will make them laugh, act stupid and make faces!
You will also do somersaults and swing on trees to amaze them.
In return, you will get to eat bananas and peanuts.
For that, I'll give you 20 years to live."
Naturally the monkey objected.
"This is ridiculous, I gotta make faces and make people laugh let not even come to the part about the trees and somersaults.
Tell you what, I'll give 10 years of my life to thank you for my existence and I'll take 10.
What do you think?"
God agreed again.

On the forth day, God created humans.
God said to the man.
"You are my best piece of work, for that, you will only need to sleep, eat, sleep, play, eat, sleep again and do nothing else.
You will get to eat all the best things and play with the best toys.
All you need to do is enjoy all your life.
For this kind of of life, I'll give you 20 years."

Just like the rest, the man objected.
"What, all I need to do is relax and enjoy myself and I have only 20 years to live?
Tell you what, you've 30 years back from Ah Gu, 10 years from Ah Kow and another 10 from Lao Kao and you probably don't know what to do with all those lives.
Why not I take them all and I'll have 70 years to live?"
God being such good natured, agreed with a smile....
AND THAT IS WHY.....
We eat, sleep, play and enjoy
for the first 20 years of our lives when we are growing up.
Work like a cow for the next 30 to raise our family.
Sit outside the door and bark at people for the next 10 when we are retired.
And finally, we make faces and perform monkey tricks to entertain our grandchildren for the final 10 years.
GET IT ?

gal83 saying love u at [1:03 AM]

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Monday, March 19, 2007

Haha!! first day went to work today at Universal Assests Group.. Not bad thou.. but lots of reports to do.. reports n reports n reports.. but in the afternoon can slack a bit.. =p

So surprise sia first day at work n i received lots of sms asking me hows my work from my beloved tony, my cousin, my god bro and my frens!!

Thanks for your concern people!!! i m doing fine at work.. haha!!

Hope i can stay long in this company.. as i have to save up for my customary wedding, Mazda 3.. and most imptly my LV bag, Gucci bag, Coach and so on..!!!!!!

=D

My Lord, thx you.. =) thx god..

gal83 saying love u at [11:51 PM]

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Went suntec city for interview today.. SUCCESS!! Monday start work!! thx to ah jie and most importantly i wanna thx God!!! next time treat you hor ah jie =p..

But please dun tell me that u wan me to open martell or chivas hor.. i will kill u one!!

But i think will be very stress.. but this ah jie say very relax one bla bla bla bla!!! well we shall see then!! ^^

gal83 saying love u at [6:57 PM]

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Thursday, March 08, 2007

So bored n sianz ahhhhh!!! Mood so damn fucking bad nowadays.. And you people please stop asking me when i'm going to find a job..

You people better stop asking if you r NOT my family members.. Frankly speaking i dunno y u ppl are more kpo than my family members.. my parents only ask once in a lifetime.. and you people (aiya u know who u are la) keep asking n asking..

V irritating you know?? Well if you ask in a polite tone i dont mind.. but you fucking ask in a buay song tone.. y?? i not working u kua bey kui si boh?? N well.. u have no right to ask in that tone.. coz ur not my husband nor my parents..

My parents pampered me since i was young.. nono since i was a baby.. until now they r still pampering me.. include my hubby too.. u kua bey kui ah??

I'm well taken care of.. =p

Stop being such a busybody and mind ur own fucking business.. thx..

gal83 saying love u at [3:23 PM]

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